Do you ever yearn?

'All of us wear masks my dear. Its just I put mine on when I go to sleep. You put yours on when you wake up' - Me totally owning the 19 yo who got the ick from my CPAP machine

Zoomers don’t understand this joke because at the time making a big broadway musical out of an old movie and corny pop songs was a silly and tasteless idea but that’s like 90% of the entertainment they’ve grown up with now

On behalf of anyone who’s ever been fucked up off that dranky, WE FORGIVE YOU MR COMBS!

Black people whove built their entire identity around racism are having a harder and harder time actually finding some. 'ALL THESE YT PEOPLE JUST OUT OF FRAME IS FURIOUS AT MY LUXURY ACCOMMODATIONS YALL!!!'

A googlewhack is a search query consisting of two words, with no surrounding quotation marks, that produces one single result when entered into the search engine Google

an Xwack is a tweet that gets 10k+ impressions on x dot com without anyone mentioning the jews in the replies

None of these people will ever get ATF agents knocking at their door. Curious

Everytime I walk through a cloud of rancid marijuana smoke I hate libertarians more

If you change radio to internet connection you basically have the downfall of western civilization

Imagine going to school in Nigeria and being like 'Ummmmmm you guys are making me feel like kind of an outsider here...'

HowlingMutant

Well I was hoping to hitch my wagon to an embarrassing sissy with a nazi fetish and an underserved sense of grandiosity but he appears to be supporting joe biden of all people now

I know what my father called all of them.

Jews will hack your computer to make it LOOK like you watch hours and hours of gay porn I've been saying this for years

Sounds to me like some young brothas were just redistributing some wealth, isn't that what you and every other libtard in nyc claims to want

This is a good summary of leftism. It starts with a lot of high-minded talk of equity and justice and ends with a bunch of dysgenic freaks slaughtering beautiful dogs in a field because the dogs make them feel inferior.

I remember in high school showing up to the cool wigger kegger at some kids house with shoe polish smeared on my face yelling 'Hellllooooo MAMMY!!!' like Al Jolson in a loud voice trying to fit in and getting just savagely beaten