Hi The Scots Reviewer - I've baked a lovely comedy cake but nobody's taken a review-bite yet - could I tempt you with a slice? Come by for a generous helping at 7:30 @ Free Sisters.

Hi Jo Tomalin - I just moved to your beautiful city of SF and have a show about my experiences there - would be delighted if you could come by and see it! 7:30 at Free Sisters.

Hey Chortle Comedy - this year I've got a show with everything: aroma, body, tannins, mouthfeel, finish... I recommend pairing it with a choice reviewer - 7:30 @ Free Sisters.

Hi ScotsGay at the Fringe - From ScotsGay Magazine - have a lovely, moist, unctuous show, just waiting for a reviewer to bite into. Please come and feast at 7:30 @ Free Sisters.

Hi International Times - have a cracking show at Edinburgh this year, but no reviews so far - would love to have your appraisal! 7:30 at Free Sisters.

Hi one4review...Go one pop in. Pretty please. 7.30 Free Sisters

Hi To Do List, have a beautiful little show this year but no reviews yet - would be made up if one of your team dropped by to have a look-see. 7:30 at Free Sisters.

Hi Rachael Healy - got a sweet little show going and would love to have you in for a quick review. It's on every night, 7:30 at the Free Sisters. Siobhan really thinks you should go!

For anyone socially distancing, self isolating or just avoiding people I’ve got too much time on my hands and so started to make you this: Locked in with Tom Allen! The magazine show no one asked for... #SelfIsolation #SocialDistancing

The Lovely and hilarious Joz Norris has made a film.

Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

He was the symbol of insurrection, exemplifying the chaos of Trump's last stand. Now meet the man beneath the horns - Jake Angeli, the QAnon Shaman. In new unseen exclusive footage, he explains how and why he got there - tonight at 7pm on #C4News and online.

This lad is 19 and carried the hope of a nation on his shoulders. When I was 19 I worked in Boots and giggled when I had to restock the Anusol. What an impressive young man ♥️#Saka

WOW just logged into my Twitter for the first time in ages to say fucking hell!!! Well done Brett Goldstein Ted Laso was clearly ray of sunshine during the pandemic for so many people. Thanks for the Lolz Roy Kent!!!

Hi J. Christopher Collins I am producing a feature documentary exploring much of the same themes as your book. Our work has already been featured on Channel 4 news in the UK. I would love to connect :-)

Nerds...Are you watching this?tinyurl.com/yja738kt If not - make it so!

Hi Rewiring America I wonder if you have reached out to local newspapers with your tools such as the IRA calculator - local journos and content writers love CTA's like this for their work. They just need to know they exist :-)

Shwmae Rae Alexandra I'd love to be able to introduce myself offline. What's the best way of getting a Welsh cake to you? :-)