I am risen. Oh shit is today Monday?

Going to The Meadows, gonna eat a lot of xanax.

You're not watching me; I'm watching you. Buying birth control and fake tattoos

Angelenos, this is called rain. When taking a curve, please stay in your lane. Cause if you make me swerve I'll spill this cocaine.

I'm a raconteur, a mountebank, a man who owns a French dictionary; so don't tell me I can't vomit into a storm drain.