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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

@howarda_atlaw

Author of Goodnight Loon: Poems & Parodies to Survive Trump, and Goodnight Loon II. Attorney, author, pianist, parodist. Lyrics are mine, typos are Siri's.

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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (@howarda_atlaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If somebody begins literally every single one of their tweets with โ€œBREAKINGโ€, if they never send any tweet without this introduction I tend to believe that it is not, in fact, breaking.

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Nothing excuses taking $$ to spread lies for Russia, and anyone who did should be punished. That said, has anyone off of Twitter even ever heard of Benny Johnson or Tim Pool? They sound like never-made-it-passed-the-screen-test understudies from Weekend at Bernie's.

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To be clear, this referenced case is a civil complaint for damages, not criminal charges, and not the DOJ criminal case v Hamas leaders That said, the standard of proof is lower in civil cases, so damn sure get damages from Code Pinko, SJP and other terrorism supporting groups

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And the real irony, these people who insist on displaying the 10 Commandments in schools, also insist on mandating Christianity and telling Jewish people our religion doesnโ€™t matter. Who wants to remind them who God gave the Commandments to? Give your hint, not the apostles

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I have to watch the womenโ€™s U.S. Open semifinals on mute. Sabalenka is obviously super talented, but listening to her scream during each year is like the old days of Maria Shriekapova.

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Dear media, before asking Nate Silver for a prediction on or advice about anything, consider asking Punxsutawney Phil, then a magic eight ball. At least that way you would have a 50% chance of getting it right.

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Hamas doesnโ€™t want a ceasefire: The German newspaper "Bild" revealed today Hamas' military strategy and its deception tactics based on a document discovered from Hamas' military intelligence, found on a computer in Gaza, signed by Yahya Sinwar. This document, approved

Hamas doesnโ€™t want a ceasefire: The German newspaper "Bild" revealed today Hamas' military strategy and its deception tactics based on a document discovered from Hamas' military intelligence, found on a computer in Gaza, signed by Yahya Sinwar. 

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Idiot is trending so reminder: Sir RantsAlot told us to drink bleach, nuke hurricanes, rake forests, said stealth jets were invisible to the eye, met the "Prince of Whales" and said there was no "smocking gun" against him. #TrumpIsTooStupid to run an outhouse let alone the WH

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Itโ€™s negligent enough to buy any 14-year-old an assault weapon. Or any gun. If youโ€™re not old enough to drive, smoke, drink, you are not old enough for a deadly weapon But giving your kid an AR-15 after he said heโ€™d shoot people at his school, that is accessory to murder.

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When I was in my early teens, my parents bought me books for the holidays and my birthday. Sometimes a video game. Sometimes clothing or a toy. They never bought me an assault weapon, and I never shot anybody or had the urge to.

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Since Columbia CUNY and others refuse protect Jewish students from harassment from pro-Hamas mobs, families should sue Iran-funded "Students or P alestine" and tother on-campus pro-terror groups harassing kids at Hillel and kosher restaurants out of financial existence.

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Imagine wanting the dumbest person in history to be president. . Trump isnโ€™t just a moron, he would need to gain 50 IQ points to rise to the level of moron. Remember those of Ernest movies? Donald makes Ernest look like a Rhodes scholar

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Joppatowne High School is trending for, you guessed it, ANOTHER school shooting. I'm starting to think that the GOP's attack on reproductive rights is not about "saving children's' lives."

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Since GOP only care about zygotes, blastocysts, embryos and fetuses, and NOT children, do you think if someone ever shot frozen egg with an AR-15, instead shoiting of children at Apalachee High School or Joppatowne High School, the GOP would finally allow #GunSense?

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Per ABC a man planned a mass shooting of Jewish American in New York on either October 7 to honor Hamas or Yom Kippur, the holiest day for Jews. Thank G-d they caught him. And FBI: you best monitor SJP groups and the DSA, who espouse the same pro-Hamas views and rhetoric