We allowed the Sunbeams to have a head start so we could Housten them in the 6th. We will continue Houstening until no further opponents remain.

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We have won game 3. We know that was game 3 because we already played two games in this series. We were present for all 3 games.

We are now 6-5 in post-season games, as our win rate is positive we will most likely win our next game, further increasing our win rate and snowballing us into an inevitable championship.

We would like to praise our beloved opponents, the Hellmouth Sunbeams. We admired their play, and ultimately it's not their fault that we had to do it to them.

We want to be Houstening the Crabs right now but the league said we have to wait.

We have reviewed the options. We could watch the same few teams continue to win championship after championship, or, alternatively: We could keep Houstening. We have two options, but there is only one choice.

We have a confession to make. We didn't do any Houstening in that game. We wanted to try without, just to see what would happen.

We were all celebrating after winning and then someone said we should all do knockout gas as a team building exercise and now we're here for our next game and the league says we have to leave?

We lost to the Crabs?

We lost to the Crabs. We were there when it happened. We were present for all of our playoff games. We were seen by everyone, being there, in person (those of us who are people).

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We have had just about enough of this despicable legume. We are going to "activate" a "protocol".

we are sitting a test for which we haven't studied we look down and the paper is blurry and indistinct the people around us are all perfectly still and quiet and featureless we want to scream out loud but nothing comes

we are in a grocery store which resembles every grocery store we have ever seen and none of them at the same time we are walking calmly through the aisles we do not know what we are looking for we do not recognize the items already in the cart we are drifting

we see a mouth sometimes it is still sometimes it is in motion the sounds never match the movement

we are in the place where it all began we see it all from the outside we can feel the possibilities so rich in this moment if we could just reach out and make the change but everything slows down and thought becomes separated from action

we are in the trench we see the hall it looks so inviting we try to move towards it but walking requires an incredible degree of focus and when we move the hall only gets further and further away

We are awake. We had forgotten what it felt like to dream. We did not enjoy the reminder.