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✨ Weekly Swap Report ✨ Weekly Stats: 🟣 Volume: $19,655,396 🟣 Swaps: 9,875 🟣 Revenue: 0.64 BTC / $60,381 🔥 Burn: 93,917 $LOCK Totals: 📈 Swap Volume: $1,558,751,345 📈 Swap Count: 536,244 ❤️‍🔥 Total Burn: 5,918,429 $LOCK APY this week: 4% 🧙‍♂️ Stake your $LOCK 🧙‍♂️👇

🏆 $NPC Victors! 🏆 Thank you to everyone who participated, and congrats to those who fought their way to the top! 🧠💥 Big shoutout to NPC for teaming up with us for an epic competition. Full list of winners 👉 houdiniswap.com/npc

🔥 WEEKLY BURN 🔥 Another 93,917 $LOCK disintegrated. Tx: 0xf3f894d6b4d75dca909fa27b571fe26125af9c3065ac4c1c8695aacc227b8e0f

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