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Ayoooskies! Have you ever wondered how the Pasty Boiz keep so trim? Here’s our 2 tipskies: Numero uno, eat mainly a bread based diet. Numero dosso, work out with Bez from the I Love Mondays band x

Ayyyooooskeees! We on dat Big Ben tik tok. Listen. Exercise is important, especially in padlock. So dance wid pasty ayo! Xox vm.tiktok.com/ZMeNABf5P/

Let’s keep moveskies brewskies! Walking on a dream?! More like dancing in your nightmares! 😈vm.tiktok.com/ZMeNpEEVu/

We’re really excited to announce we’ll be Little Ant and Little Dec for the upcoming #SaturdayNightTakeaway !!!!

Ayyyooooskises! Just wanna say eddy g is all aba the yellow and green skittles and h lemon drizz aba that red, purple, orange. Peace. Love. #perfectmatch 🐟

excel spreadsheet for gig contacts is going well xox

We know there have been a lot of rumours saying that one of us is playing Amanda Holden’s Nan in #theholdengirls . Sadly that is not true, but we are taking it in turns to play Amanda Holden xox

AyOooOooskies! Pasty been truckin on the road and we’re making a PIT STAP !!! Tonight, 8pm at the honor oak SE23! No simulator just full throttle gas xx

AyyyoOoOOOoooo! Troy Club tres cool. If you speak french... ;ppp xox

AyOoOoooOoskies! Just dropping in to say, we’re being drowned by Blue-Ray DVDs in our Big Yellow Storage facility/home and your telling us we have to buy NFTs?!?! More like, NO FUCKING TIME for that! 🏃🏻🏃‍♂️

AyOoOOooo! We’re not the artyist lads. We only just realised that Picasso wasn’t named after the Renault family car with the fancy table top flip downs to eat your dinner on… but this looks right VW up! our street Xx

AyyOooOooOooooskees. Do you think we’re clingy? No, we just want you to use clingfilm efficiently and safely, along with these very talented people, a week today! Xx

First tiktok duet baby. We’re back and shaking and snaking like a savoury caterpillar cake x

Go see Frankie! Everybody wanna be a cattskies x

Such great fun at Eurovision tonightskies! Thanks everyone for voting

So you get a BBC news article for this now do you? We’ve been there, we’ve done that, we’ve got tan lines from the T-Shirt mate!! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…