Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'8, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

Believable recaption “why dads wear cargo shorts” 😂

Honestly, she’s cracked the code.

And if you’re travelling with checked bags it’s an automatic fail.

The Leafs making it to the second round is a small however notable consolation. In other new there was an election the other day, consequently there is an abundance of tomato stakes.

An amazing time of year; 5:30 and it’s light already. The gray yields to hues of greens.

Lewis Hamilton invited 8 powerful women to his #MetGala table: Lauryn Hill, Regina King, Jordan Casteel, Ming Smith, Adrienne Warren, Danielle Deadwyler, Lorna Simpson, and Radhika Jones. “You can't speak on Black dandyism, Black art, or Black aesthetics without honoring the

If they planned on actually landing the plane, Libya may have had say in the matter

1. 59 to go.

this makes me very happy

Congratulations to our very own Martin Brundle for receiving his OBE from the Prince of Wales at Windsor Castle for services to motor racing and to sports broadcasting 👏

The setting moon.

he's right, you know.

Everyone’s getting married and having babies and I’m like hey look at my pony

Should you ever want to tell somebody you admire their strength or courage stop and think. Being “strong” or “courageous” is exhausting. Provide them comfort. A safe place to fall. Don’t tell them you admire them, show them you care.

The new owners put the sign back up

For some reason this sign feels so much like my life. 😂

coming back to the internet after spending the last 90 minutes offline

I hope Taylor Swift writes about today’s breakup.