You took the janitors advice to leave the door unlocked while your husband is out with the kids on their vacation. Now your husband can never be satisfied with a gaping cheating pussy stuffed with another man’s cum

They said no snacks or candy are allowed in the gym. So who’s gonna have to be the one to down this whole “fun size?”

Oof, Who do you pick first?

If you never knew your place or have to ask to get a taste of these nuts and worship, are you even a bimbo at all? Let’s forgive those sins, shall we?

Morning wood problems again. You seem like a good rag to use.. ~ FLOP~ 💦 Tell me.. It’s not too big is it?

Why am I locked again? What’s the point of being locked if you don’t even show the reason?

Least one more week till winter break

So quiet

Who wants to have the same treatment ? Well all you need to do is get on your knees and open wide

Morning

How about we take this someplace else? Your husband’s bed looks quiet empty

Who wants to check if they’re in the naughty list? Sit that fat ass on my lap and let’s find out~

/:

You left the wedding cause you caught her cheating. 🎥 Don’t you want to see the rest of the party? She brought her friends over. (8 hours long)

Landlord is knocking on your door at 5 in the morning, drunk, nude and unresponsive. The only one doing the talking is that swinging bulge between his legs. You have about 10 seconds to make up your mind~

Check out the light show~ Your wife sure knows how to make a festive party~

Look it’s no contest here, really. But I think I got your wife the best gift. Hey don’t worry. That chair I got you is at least comfy?

Hope I get what I wanted on my list

Merry Christmas everyone

📱 Oops sorry wrong number. 📱 So… what are you wearing