“you always have something to say” YES EKIN, CALL HIM OUT #LoveIsland

Whatever you do in life, give it 100%. Reason 232 to love the #CommonwealthGames2022 Beach Volleyball in Birmingham 🏖

Okay it’s been over 8 weeks now tuiukPR @TUIUK …we have had no hotel refunds ,AS WE WERE PROMISED IN BOOKING EMERGENCY ROOMS , no acknowledgment of the awful scenario and no way of contacting someone to talk about this .. BBC Watchdog ..

You know what. I'm going to just come out and say it. I like Matt Hancock more than Boy George I'm not sorry. #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity #Imaceleb2022 #ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere

Boy George’s growing frustration at his failure to turn the entire camp against Matt Hancock is a joy to watch.

So people can ask Matt Hancock anything but when it’s Boy George then you can’t ask him anything. What a baby. #ImACeleb

me clocking Boy George's double standards when being held accountable for his own abhorrent actions #imaceleb #ImACelebrity

“What do you want for dinner?” “Hot beige carbs, please”

How to warn someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head 2. Say “ooh, careful”

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against a wall.

Porn sound track playing over the pundits talking on BBC 1 right now and they can’t stop it! It keeps coming back, and it’s been 5 minutes!!!

Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂

Nothing to moan about, I guess.

Start them young in Wigan 🤣💨 #WIGMUN

How to get a nickname for life in Britain: Briefly do something completely normal once and be seen doing it.

This is what knighthoods should be for.

Why are Avanti west coast trains always so so bad , never ever on time and there’s always something wrong … no hot drinks again today 🫠🙃🙃