Horatio will be contemplating “Wag your tail rather than wag your paw”. His understanding of judgementalism. With me, Sunday Nightcap, @FinedonRadio 7pm to 9pm every Sunday. facebook.com/532697221/post…

Been a long time, hasn't it.

*indulges in some outrageous attention seeking behaviour*

Didn't want to be blessed by Richard Coles anyway! *sticks out tongue*

Pong says I should follow nice humandogs and animals who follow me. Could've told me sooner; or helped more. Taught me to read n write tho.

I may have misunderstood when Pong said I should 'Read, mark, learn and inwardly digest' things. Sorry @RevRichardColes

Publically shamed....... #again x.com/RevRichardCole…

Who wouldn't like 'special times.' *wags tail* x.com/maryportas/sta…

Is Austen on Twitter? I wonder... x.com/RevRichardCole…

Yes, we don't all find that sort of thing enticing. Dogs... we like dogs... or puppies... or kittens even... x.com/hasenschneck/s…

*faraway look* *that Maggie does look very attractive... don't think Pong fully appreciates that the way I do* x.com/KandGMargate/s…

Kippers can only temporarily hide, what sinful pheasants do...

When did reproduction become associated with sin? What silly humandog came up with such prudish nonsense. I know what Genesis says...

Throws imaginary doggie hat into the #tripedog15 ring... Audrey Coles says it's my chance of the title this year on account of you know what...

I'd love to be #TripeDog2015 because #tripe gives a dog stamina... and I'm a natural successor to Pong. *not that I need tripe* *smirks*

I say Tripe Marketing Board 💚, am I too late to enter #TripeDog2015... slipped my mind with all the puppy stuff going on...

Puppies... *slightly disinterested face* Tripe Marketing Board 💚's #TripeDog2015 competition *enthusiastic face* In it to win it... #VOTEFORH top #trump

*wags tail at well-wishers* *actually it was almost anothing at all*

*raises ears* x.com/DavidNelsonNew…

I'm still here too.