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Hoptron Brewtique

@hoptronbrewtq

Orbiting America's Best Craft Brew - Craft Beer Shop & Tasting Room 631-438-0296

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I’m glad to be a part of a community prepping for the end... I don’t want to be floating away off this Island without a few pastry stouts to hold me over

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Deep question for the night behind the bar: is a hot dog a sandwich? Consensus says no (except Gabe) but here’s what the Hot Dog Councel says: hot-dog.org/culture/hot-do…

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I heard Lindsay Lohan is opening a bar. That’s great! I’ve always wanted to watch her clean dirty toilets- Lindsay, if you need advise, just make sure your gloves don’t rip.

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You may also know “THAT ONE DUDE’S” hits such as “I need a beer that’s good for the ladies”, “I’ll have the newest hazy juicy and she’ll just have whatever”, “Don’t worry baby I’ll pick something sweet for ya”. She’d probably be able to sing herself, but he can’t give up the mic.

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When it’s closer to April and we start talking about cask ale and “Real Beer”, I’m pretty sure this article will not be tagged... Also, as a personal aside, anyone who brags about bedding a ton of women since the Internet age is probably talking bedding them virtually-just saying

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Saturday the FinbackBrewery cats are in the house for a little Mobile can release fun and we’re slinging 12 of their drafts 🐱🐈💥🚀❤️🍻

Saturday the <a href="/finbackbrewery/">FinbackBrewery</a> cats are in the house for a little Mobile can release fun and we’re slinging 12 of their drafts 🐱🐈💥🚀❤️🍻
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Hey, if you’re a regular and you like us, give us some props on those Internet review sites- we won’t though go so far as to bring morality into it...but Slate did, so there you go When the Duty to Yelp Kicks In slate.com/technology/201…