Democrats: "If you redo the TX maps we're going to redo other states." Republicans: "Suck it libtards. Cope." Democrats: "Ok, so we're doing CA and VA." Republicans: "Wait.. no. What? This is the end of America. Stop. You guys are mean."

The price of gas under Biden was 600% lower.

This terrifying creature is Murphy the Clown. We found it hanging in my estranged Grandfathers dark and damp Pennsylvania basement in his 1940s home after he died about 10 years ago. Look at this f'n thing. My brother secretly took it and wrapped it for me at Christmas in a

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The tech world assumes that A.I.-aided education is necessary and inevitable. A growing number of parents, educators, and cognitive scientists say the opposite. newyorker.com/culture/progre…

POPE LEO CONDEMNS ISRAEL: “I carry the image of a Muslim child killed in Lebanon, who, during my visit to Lebanon, was standing there holding a sign that said "Welcome, Pope Leo," and in this latest phase of the war, he was killed. I cannot be in favor of war.” 🇻🇦🇮🇱

Kristi Noem got fired as DHS Secretary over a month ago but she’s broke and still squatting in the Coast Guard Commandant’s waterfront mansion at JBAB. But sure, tell me again about personal responsibility and how we shouldn't let working families spend SNAP benefits on a soda.

Trump’s polls are down 10,000%, and his approval rating is -3409^4. #trumpmath

My coworker and I were talking about capitalism, and he said, “The Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people, and the rest of us are just the staff.” Now I can’t unsee it.

Over 4,000 young Americans are alive today who might not be — because of the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline we built together. The grief of losing a child is something that no parent should ever have to know. We launched 988 in 2022. We invested in it. We fought for it. And now

I'm not joking, Trump literally called it a swimming pool topping

Stars and Stripes Ombudsman: The Pentagon is trying to silence me and to destroy editorial independence of the publication. The job was created by Congress. The paper's independence is enshrined in law. Read more: stripes.com/opinion/2026-0…

if men stopped doing all the heavy duty, necessary, dirty jobs that make the world run...women would do them. we already know this, it happened in WWII. if women stopped doing the thankless, routine care work that makes the world go round, vulnerable people would be neglected.

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Oh ffs. We have a spoiled child in charge.

Liars

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As a matter of fact, I do.