"Do you still get residual checks for being on [Seinfeld]?" - David Cone "Yeah, you know what they are? They're like 57 bucks. It's not big time. It's a good reminder, though, that you were on the show. It's kinda cool." - Paul O'Neill ⚾️📺🎙️💰

Plant-based hot dogs for Captain America. We are screwed as a nation.

Albania fans snap spaghetti in front of their Italian counterparts before nations meet at Euro 2024. 🫣 This means war. 🇦🇱

I can't unsee it now

ADD IT TO THE HIGHLIGHT REEL 🌟

The funniest Michael Jordan parody video ever made 😂

Barry Island, Wales, the morning after the Euro 2024 final. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Five-star schadenfreude. 😆

I mean, if I’m going to the game Saturday, I have to try it, right?

If you make two touches, you’re gay. Bros:

Bob.

Andrew Bailey was drafted, debuted, won the ROY, became teammates with Rich Hill in 2012, retired, and became Hill’s new pitching coach all in the span of Hill’s career

After getting cut Kadarius Toney put his house for sale

The Royals, with their 6-1 victory, have now won 25 consecutive games when yielding four or fewer runs in a game, tied for the longest streak streak in franchise history. The last time they accomplished the feat? They won the 1985 World Series.

Nvidia, $NVDA, is now the first stock to have an in-person watch party for earnings results.

Rest in Peace Lord Vader

Davante Adams just removed the Saints from his trade wish list.

An answer I received from a student on my most recent test

Some frightening scenes out of yesterday’s four-man bobsled race in St. Moritz. USA’s Kris Horn had to navigate the big sled on his own after three teammates failed to board. It all starts when Hunter Powell slips and goes from there.

I truly implore folks not to argue with “people” on this app about important events. You’re going to drown in a sea of bots, paid foreign accounts cosplaying as Americans, and truly the worst of our citizenry. Talk to real human beings in real life. You’ll feel better.