Is it time? #HookEm

Or we could turn to me up here in Section 3. I’m sure I couldn’t put up any fewer points. #Hookem

Kinda wish I was watching this game in Australia where the score would be reversed. #Hookem

Good news: Can confirm that the Horns returned to the field for the second half. #HookEm

Deport that SOB. #hookem

23-.008 Bond! #hooke

I’m seated near 1,000 former referees and we all agree that was BS. #hookem

Thank you, cup throwers. #hookem.

We might have too much money. #Hookem

What’s thrown here changes the call. #hookem

That ain't nothing, bro. Pretty sure my DKR bar tab exceeds $250K in non-conference games alone. #hookem

Yeah, he might have to cancel one of the flyover jets or limit the drone show to one end of the stadium next time. .... Bigger crime Saturday night was committed by our O-line. #HookEm

Oklahoma had an offensive coordinator? #HookEm

Take note, #SECrefs: That's a lot of potential bottle throwers. We ready. #HookEm

The game so far: Yes, Quinn! No, Quinn! WTF, Quinn! WTF, Bert! WTF, Sark! Yes! We're back! #HookEm

Netflix must be run by a bunch of Aggies #TysonPaul

Hey Longhorns fans, join us over at the BlueSky app! We are Hookemfans over there, too, and we will be sharing our normal stupidity during tonight’s game there. #hookem

We are on Bluesky giving expert analysis of this game. Join us! Same name; @hookemfans #hookem

Live shot of us deciding to move to the other place. Find us there. #Hookem

What are you missing on Bluesky? Us! Come join us. #hookem #Longhorns