Woke up to Jahmai Jones’ name in the starting lineup. Today’s gonna be a good day.

Big Juan Soto takeaway today:

This dude is immune to those times where the offense is lulled to sleep. He’s always wide-eyed and ready to strike. Yanks don’t win today without Soto carrying them back into the game

Giancarlo Stanton sitting at .254/.302/.559 (147 wRC+) on the season so far by the way

Yeahhhhhhh so Nestor Cortes Jr. is fucking back

What the actual fuck is going on with Anthony Rizzo

I was just informed that YES played my infamous sneeze clip from June 2022 AGAIN

8.0 IP | 2 H | 0R | 0BB | 6K.. Nasty Nestor is back baby

JON BERTI CHANTS?? WE’RE SO BACK 💀💀💀

Juan Soto got that look on his face right now like I cannot believe this is real life

I don’t think it’s too early to say it anymore

Anthony Volpe has arrived

Idek if he’s in the league anymore but I can’t shake the feeling that Julian Merryweather will emerge from the pen for the Jays

Hey uhhhh so why was Dennis Santana pushed to almost 40 pitches?

With all the Chad Green discourse yesterday it’s gonna be very interesting to see him try to close this one out lmao

I’d love to be horribly wrong here but I do not think Stanton is putting up a 100 OPS+ ever again

Yo Luke Weaver is fucking hilarious