Me

My X timeline today:

Clematis out by the greenhouse

can we talk about how women get OVERSTIMULATED, and it’s mistaken for ANGER? no, she’s not angry, the TV is way too loud, the dryer’s running, her shirt feels too tight, her messy bun isn’t sitting right, and there are crumbs on the floor that she can feel under her feet. she’s

sketchbook corner: not happy about posing in a silly hat....

Remember that brief period where YouTubers were trying to sell you a square inch of land through a company who said buying it would make you legally a Lord or Lady of Scotland?

‘E! News’ has been cancelled after over three decades on the air.

catching the sun

the moon is literally dragging the oceans around and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

What the actual fck lol

A perfect bee! 💛🐝💛

“do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips” is a real song lyric

Kristi Yamaguccimane Yeah, and tell your boyfriend, that if he’s got beef, I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him. Banger

Let me off the planet

Oh Roblox is FUCKED

Regina Hall and Anna Faris will officially return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ (Source: Deadline)

Jax Taylor has been accused of love bombing and sleeping with multiple employees at his bar, with several employees speaking to The U.S. Sun about their experiences. Employees alleged that Jax used his “power” and “charm” to manipulate them while keeping everything a secret. One

One of my girls 🙂🐝