Everyone enjoying the latest chapter of the RCBHPCU? Rogers Centre Behind Home Plate Cinematic Universe Who will appear tonight? #bluejays

(checking bingo card….) Hmmm. Marlins Man last night, yes. Home Plate Unit, yes. Oh, there’s the Glittery Jacket Guy. Now where is….ah yes. Colonel Sanders! Bingo! #bluejays

ROSTER UPDATE: the fourth Jonas Brother has been designated for assignment #WorldSeries

Imagine watching this game live and being confused as a #bluejays fan. Now imagine running a parody Jays Twitter account and waking up at 430am on a European vacation to try to piece together what’s happening by ONLY refreshing your feed.

We need to scrape out a win here. Otherwise Mary Hart is going to be insufferable in the group chat tomorrow. #bluejays

If this game was a VHS movie in the 80s, you would now need to insert cassette 2. #BlueJays #WorldSeries

I would have tweeted more last night but John Schneider pulled me for a pinch runner in the 5th. #bluejays #worldseries

Anyone else feel like throwing some tea into Toronto harbour? #bluejays #worldser

Definitely belongs on a wall with the other masterpieces #bluejays

We are finally watching the movie. #bluejays

I feel like Linus sitting all alone in the pumpkin patch, waiting for a miracle. #bluejays #WorldSeries

Live footage from the #bluejays front office, as they remember the meeting where they decided to make the outfield walls softer and “cushier” this season #WorldSeries

So the last time the #bluejays won the World Series, it was a Saturday and the clocks were being turned back an hour? Literally going back in time? And tonight Jack Morris and Paul Molitor are throwing out the first pitch? And….41 year old Scherzer is pitching?! Great Scott!

The Dodgers season is about to get lodged under the centre field wall and declared a dead ball. #bluejays

You may proceed with the miracle. #bluejays

Centimetres, not inches. #bluejays

I accepted the loss but when Ben Verlander won the $22 million 50/50 it was just too much for me. #bluejays