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Vet: “Your body has run out of magnesium.” Me: “0Mg.”

Anyone spot my cameo appearance in the new Netflix soap opera #Ripley ?

#NewProfilePic Standing on the heads of giants

Down in the park Where the gulls cry chips chips chips Until the humans give some Down in the park Where the seagulls fly

Got to find out when Emmerdale is on haven’t I ….feckin #EURo2024

No silhouettes allowed !!!

British humans should liberate the people of occupied Twitter from the tyrannical Elon Musk

We seagulls can’t read, you stupid humans

Just keeping an eye on things here at the #Vatican I’d heard one of the cardinals had been sent out to get some chips for lunch… 🍟 #Pope #Conclave2025

The Well Fed Arrows

Just flew over the White House to have a look at this new “ballroom”