"About 28% of Democrats surveyed said that yes, America would be better off if Trump was assassinated. As astonishing as it seems, over a quarter of Democrats were willing to confess to a stranger that they were hoping for the murder of a political opponent. Look, there will

So now there's exactly as much pollution as before the Diamond lanes were put in, but government makes more money off of it.

I'm old enough to remember when they mandated plastic bags because paper bags were made from trees

I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder. The cop was like “you know, the news says those things are killing people”. I laughed a bit and said “they say the same thing about you guys".

I could make way more Ayn Rand jokes here, but most of you would be too weak and altruistic to understand them. Let alone profit from them.

I received 100% of my compulsory education prior to the Dept of Education being formed. I would match what I learned then against anyone who has attended public school in the last 30 years.

This is why would should shut down the Dept of Education. This guy assures me it is *mathematically impossible* to have "a million tons" of water, because it's customary to describe quantities of water by volume (gallon, acre feet) rather than weight. Completely unaware anything

I'm waiting for him to explain how he knows salt water weighs more than fresh water, if it's impossible to measure either by *weight*

People thinking the lone Republican opposing NE reverting to winner take all are saying he's being courageous and what not. He's running for Mayor of Omaha. It's a purely political calculation that voting to deprive Omaha of it's electoral vote wouldn't get him votes.

I don't care what your position on Ukraine/Russia or Israel/Gaza is, signing missiles is gross and disqualifying behaviour. War might sometimes be justified. It's never to be celebrated.

Trump giving someone $100 of his own money has certainly stirred up the folks who want to give people trillions of your money.

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected music stars to sleep with groupies.

First batch of giant gourmet chocolate chip cookies going in the freezer for a few, while I pre heat the oven

And now we wait

CORRECTION: Perfect

This dude is the totalitarian's wet dream

As anyone with half a brain would have predicted.

PRO TIP: When your dad gets arrested for trying to kill a presidential candidate, CLEAR YOUR BROWSER HISTORY abcnews.go.com/US/son-ryan-ro…

I never realized MSG Twitter was so intensely hostile. Like with any chemical, I take the libertarian position - you do you. But it's NOT "food". It's a chemical food additive.

Once a week I check my messages to throw out the spam. This one has me on a Chris Stapleton jag now. youtu.be/o_pPsmPFT4E?si…