predictions for this year, go …

hope a giant old hairy fat man breaks into ur house tonight and drinks all ur milk

this didn’t age well..

losing all verified badges means no one will be real anymore. we will no longer exist. humanity will cease to exist.

bye bye verified badge. thanks for proving i’m real all this time. it’s been a pleasure 👋

wtf has happened to tiktok, it went from a family show to tiktok shop tryna sell me sex toys

waiting for valentines cards but receiving tax bills is the epitome of adulthood

like my tweet i’m needy

what tiktoks do u wanna see from me , 2023 deserves more

with everyone posting 2022 achievements i just want to remind you not to feel any less.. waking up every morning and existing is a huge achievement itself ♡

someone take me skiing i’ve never been ❄️

HAPPY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS MY LOVES 🎄

why does AI think i’m a porn star 🧐

I DONT KNOW HOW TO POSE FOR PHOTOS ANYMORE

happy day of half dead people & half naked people 🎃

i’m old ew

hello from ur local anxious girl 🙋‍♀️

WHY DO PEOPLE CUT THEIR TONGUES IN HALF HELP ME UNDERSTAND

chicken wings , that’s the tweet.

seeing people complain that the new Ariel is a black woman… didn’t know mermaids with literal tails had a race 🤣