Shout out to the adult on the porch who watched this entire scenario unfold and just fucking sat there.

Normies: "I'd like a bank to just hold my money & make payments on my behalf. I'll pay for this service." Fiat cartel: "That's illegal. Your only choice is to become an unsecured creditor to a hedge fund calling itself a bank so they can use you as an excuse for a bailout"

Jack Mallers on fire! 🔥🔥🔥 "You've gotta be absolutely crazy to believe the Federal Reserve right now. They're full of it. And I don't have to, because I own bitcoin." #bitcoin

10 Carl Jung Quotes You Need To Read: 1. "I find that all my thoughts circle around God like the planets around the sun, and are as irresistibly attracted by Him. I would feel it to be the grossest sin if I were to oppose any resistance to this force."

Our generation’s Mona Lisa. Hang it in the Smithsonian.

They printed over 5 trillion dollars in a single year and this turnip calls the US credit downgrade "puzzling" We are ruled by idiots and monsters

1/ There are 4 phases of a bull market. Buckle up, we just entered the most fun phase. Welcome to Stage 3 🧵

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#Bitcoin hits $85K – another all-time high milestone unlocked!

I did the maths At $91,150 Bitcoin flips Saudi Aramco At $109,650 Bitcoin flips Amazon At $107,280 Bitcoin flips Google At $156,700 Bitcoin flips Microsoft At $170,900 Bitcoin flips Apple At $179,680 Bitcoin flips NVIDEA

#HODLRALLY

🚨 THERE HE GOES! Barron Trump is loving the cheers, puts his hand up to his ear and eggs on the crowd to chant his name. What an amazing day for him.

Giant #Bitcoin logo displayed on the Las Vegas Sphere 🇺🇸

If Ross Ulbricht got the pardon, we are definitely getting the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Trump will create history with the stroke of his pen.

BIG BREAKING 🚨 "90-YEAR-OLD SAUDI 🇸🇦 SALAFI CLERIC DECLARES #BITCOIN HALAL IN ISLAM WITH NEW FATWA 👀🚀"

*BLACKROCK’S FINK: “If you’re frightened of the debasement of your currency, or… of the economic or political stability of your country, you can have an internationally based instrument called Bitcoin that will overcome those local fears.. [BTC] could be $500k, $600k, $700k…”

Senator Lummis: “Wouldn’t it be fun if the 🇺🇸 US is buying Bitcoin and it scares 🇨🇳 China and 🇷🇺 Russia so they start buying Bitcoin and we have an arms race over Bitcoin instead of over weapons.”

Why Ross Ulbricht Is A #Bitcoin Legend Launched the largest $BTC market at $0.50 Pardoned by President Donald Trump A free man | A thread ✨

🚨 #BREAKING: A "DOGE CLOCK" has appeared on the U.S. Debt Clock website, and it is rapidly counting upwards. According to the clock, DOGE has saved ~$8B and counting. According to the website, the DOGE clock *is* accurate, and is based on "real-time savings objective from

🇺🇸 $1.5 TRILLION Franklin Templeton says, “We expect to see Strategic #Bitcoin Reserves added by several nations.” 🤯 IT’S HAPPENING!!! 🚀