Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty

@AwesomeJen87 I've been pushing my gas tank to the limit too. How low can the dial go below the E before you actually run out?

@AwesomeJen87 wtf?? that sucks

Alabama joins Louisiana, Florida in declaring state of emergency over Gulf of Mexico oil spill http://bit.ly/9xaBHv

@Honest_Airam I'm staying on your good side from now on.

@Honest_Airam I'm glad you did

@sweet_kiss_xoxo She's a lying bitch, she's just jealous.

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VIDEO: Hearing w/ former Apollo astronauts, including Neil Armstrong, discussing future of human spaceflight http://bit.ly/dDoEh2

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Rondo confident #Celtics can overcome 0-2: "Yeah, of course. If I didn't, we'd be planning vacations right now. I don't have any plans" #NBA

'HocineB' on Words With Friends (Scrabulous for your phone). http://wordswithfriends.com/

Monday. A leading contender for F**k It Day of the Week.

Hacker CS: The Khan Academy of Computer Science.... http://hackercs.com/

RT Katie Dilks Win a $300 SmarTrip card! Check it out & share for a chance to win! MetroForward.com #metroforward

@lesteresquire why do you keep posting that consumer report site?

RT Julie Ann Boak Hahaha #socialmediaproblems RT Total Sorority Move: If it's not FBO, he's not your boyfriend. TSM. totalfratmove.com/547882

In Pictures: Attacks in #Norway leave 17 dead aje.me/prEFnk #Oslo

seems like my twitter got hacked. i changed my twitter password and revoked all the authorized clients. we'll see if it happens again.