Follow the coffee

You complete me daddy. I am nothing without you.

I tried so many angles yet nothing ever got me views like watching your videos on my stream. Thank you, daddy.

Sometimes I worry that I have an internet addiction but then I do another 18 hour stream watching Owen Benjamin videos and the dopamine hit makes me feel better.

The only thing that’s ever made me feel a sense of accomplishment in life is watching this guys videos for hours on end on streams. Did I mention I live alone and struggle with an internet addiction?

Sometimes I do more than just watch Owen Benjamin videos on a livestream. This is my best remix.

When you’re interviewing someone as boring as me there’s really nowhere else to go

Excuse me while I take a break from obsessing over Owen Benjamin. I’m extremely busy telling other people about how obsessed they are.

It’s cool when I do it.

New Hoax Wars logo. #HoaxWars

Enjoying a bite to eat the HOAX WARS way. Happy Thanksgiving #HoaxWars

I got hoaxed

Just your standard internet narcissist searching X for the phrase “Hoax Wars”.

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Hoax Wars real name is Daniel Richard Columbus. You heard it straight from the Kap’n

I’d like to thank the love of my life Thomas for purchasing fake viewers to help out with my superiority complex 😘