I keep seeing this and every time I crack up at what a Kansas City fa@@ot Yarvin is. Funny how his lust for recognition allowed his ideological enemies to get pictures of him both as sinister nerd and silly nerd, to be used depending on the story they're telling at the moment.

What is the right age to introduce my son to Blazing Saddles and calling people Kansas City Fa@@ots?

I know you love America, but do you love America enough to rock a Captain America paint job scooter?

Never leaving this app

He's just a funny guy, telling funny jokes.

On this sultry summer evening the grass is wet from a passing rain shower. My son and I are working on his batting technique, shirtless and barefoot. He celebrates a good hit, then takes a break to chase bunnies around the yard with his bat, yelling joyful murderous threats.

It's too bad all the bulimics have moved on to being non-binary asexual furries or whatever, because I think a restaurant called the Scarf N' Barf would have killed it back when bulimia was in it's heydey

I'm not saying I'm kinda saintly, but I'm also not not saying I'm kinda saintly.

Normal driving around conversation w/ a 7 year old boy: Son: You could hide a bunch of snipers in those bushes Me: mmm hmmm Son: If I had a motocross bike I'd jump it off that rock face. Me: That would be cool Son: What if I had a high velocity anti-aircraft gun and I

Perfect birthday party gift bag for a 7 year old boy. Those disks are homemade paraffin + lighter fluid firestarters. This party is gonna be lit.