"/You/ are a mess, Rogers." x.com/stvblessameric…

"How can you forget /flour/ in a cake?" x.com/stvblessameric…

"What kind of cake are you trying to make? German chocolate?" Snorts. x.com/stvblessameric…

"What?" Huffs and crosses arms. "So rude." x.com/stvblessameric…

"...True. But it's also cake. Who are you planning on poisoning?" x.com/stvblessameric…

"I'm both glad and disappointed I have a mission and won't be around to see it." x.com/stvblessameric…

Grins. "Would you mind hiding a camera for me? It's for science and the good of humanity." x.com/stvblessameric…

|| #Headcannon Natasha doesn't know when her birthday is. She knows the year, but not the month. After joining the Red Room at such a young-

"Ah, you're a doll, Steve. Really." x.com/stvblessameric…

"But what if I told you I got you a really special Christmas gift?" x.com/stvblessameric…

"Rogers has really nice teeth for a man of his age. I wonder if they're fake..."

"Clint choke on your cake. I'd give /anything/ to wipe that constantly smug smirk off his face." x.com/stvblessameric…

Squints. "Who said they'd rather be on my bad side?"

"Nope. Just set up the camera." x.com/stvblessameric…

|| Alright. Definitely need to get descriptive storylines going. Have one in mind that works for a Tony, Bucky or Steve.

"I hate working on Thanksgiving." I groan, straightening out my dress.

||Changed some things on here. Looking to start up this account again, storylines in any era. Ship with Steve, Bucky, Sam, or Tony.

||Hey, I'd love to write with you, @PietasAdOmnia.

@BrightMechanic || Hey, I'd love to figure out a storyline with you.