Podéis contar con ello, amigos.

Better luck next time, dad.

Things haven't quite gone the way I wanted them to over the past year. But I'm still better than I ever was.

Secret's out. It's me. I'm new fuckers. And more come with me. No pun intended.

It's too quiet around here. TRIV's back at Oz for the moment and PNG went...somewhere with Mestizo. I'm bored.

Posting this before I forget. New Twitter @ for this coming eventually. Happy new year. docs.google.com/document/d/1HH…

...who in the fuck gave Dexter roids?! That's a war crime! Anyway, getting beat up by an old co-worker and having flashbacks of death aside, I made my mark!

If you saw him, no you didn't.

HE IS STILL AT LARGE PLEASE DON’T TURN HIM IN, HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN BURN EVERY FLYER

Rings. But I can see the vision. And at least Mestizo didn't do it. I think.

Why do all my people end up being criminals and lunatics?

Los Rebeldes do not back down. Not even from the possibility of death. Keep your eyes on this man and his crew of masked wonders.

...are you trying to flirt?

It's okay. I'm used to it. The fun thing about having two last names that are almost the same is even if you screw it up, you're hitting the other one. Unless I'm on a card with WRISTLOCK SINATRA.. Some people get very confused.

Can confirm she is both of these.

I learned all my ragebaiting from Pedro.

Absolutely. I can even be pretty from time to time. It's a good combo.

I don't even ragebait on purpose! I'm just honest!

Tag yourself. Dibs on trumpet man.