It’s my fucking birthday

Is red white and royal blue worth a watch?

My life #NationalTellAJokeDay

This is seriously giving me Jekyll and hyde vibes

Pardon my French but I hope the cunt dies

Why does she look like a drugged up version of Leanne Battersby from Corrie

Harry Reid > Max Bowden

Surprised this guy hasn’t blocked me yet

He blocked me I’m gutted :(

I know this is a scam email but the living fuck is a Heures

Turns out I'm still alive just caught covid quite bad

Okay “father of the year”

Excuse me whilst I cry

Please can Eastenders recast this legend as Ben Mitchell please

Like I will seriously start a petition to bring Harry Reid back as Ben Mitchell

Kinda hope they turn Callum into some mass murderer now

Make it happen

This will and will always be forever one of the best Eastenders scenes in history youtu.be/Whm5sOy7kE4?si…

Actually forgot about this account

This has cheered me up on a serious level youtu.be/525uhqHx6wA?si…