does anyone from TikTok wanna try shifting into my body for the next 8 hours so I don’t have to experience being at my job? serious offers only please.

Half my timeline is like “You should be able to kick people in the face at a concert & if you don’t like it you’re a pussy!”

and the other half is like “people shouldn’t move, dance or gyrate at shows, it’s scary!”

…like guys you know you can do something in the middle right?

genuinely about to dropkick myself in the face. I just lost my FOURTH pair of glasses in 6 months. I deserve to have blurry ass vision at this point.

shopping for (normal!!) furniture & was recommended THIS fucking table lmfaooooo 💀

I will never escape who I am #rawrXD

was just setting up internet at my new place & the AI voice I was talking to just read my birth year to me as “nineteen hundred and ninety seven”….

I was just humbled by a robot

you guys are always flexing your old dan and phil merch but i bet none of y’all have this

This is some Bryan Stars ass merch

NEW VIDEO: TATTOOING MY HEAD 💉

youtu.be/FHmK9aMcOf4

like & RT for a follow back :3

12 year olds on TikTok are currently calling emo “mainstream” & in the same post also asking how to pronounce the “old school” band name 3OH!3.

I don’t know how to interpret those two things together besides the fact that it means I’m officially old as fucking shit.

was in the mood to cook so I went to the store and got groceries —> used all my motivation/energy going to the store —> don’t have motivation to cook anymore lol 🥴

girl what the hell is this

My boyfriend went to a show last night & told me he wasn’t going in the pit bc he’s “too old for that & can’t afford to get hurt.”

Guess who I’m nursing back to health today because he split his head open in the pit? 🤦🏻‍♀️

IM STARTING MY HEAD TATTOO TODAY!!!!!! Holy fucking SHIT!!!!!

Someone stole one of my Amazon packages for the 1st time. I hope they enjoy the 12 styrofoam mannequin heads I ordered 😒