“When I said Canada first 4 years ago you guys all called me fringe society” Someone on my FB who’s definitely on Ketamine

Be so unapologetically your truly authentic self that you’re not only unemployable but unattractive to literally everyone.

Life is short, make sure you argue with as many strangers on the internet whose minds you will never change about things you can’t control.

Everyone has lofty ambitions for their day and that’s great. Then there’s me ….

Hey daddy whats being an adult like …

The Minnesota shooter being a nutter Christian nationalist on stage. Sure, he was going to assassinate a bunch of Democrats and no Republicans, but MAGA says he’s a left-wing operation. Use your brain, folks.

You’re forcing this as hard as nick kroll unnecessarily forces songs into every episode of #bigmouth

$12 for orange juice in Canada 🫠

Did Woods just put out his smoke on JD’s back before a powerbomb? Only person I’ve ever seen do that was Kevin Nash … was he homaging the Big Sexy One? Kliq This Podcast #mondaynightraw #asknash

I miss the world when “protecting pedophiles” wasn’t an appropriate hill to die on

If you protect a pedophile, you’re a bad person.

My wife: that’s Matt Cardona … why are they calling him that?

#Decessus should be playing @steph_vacquer to the ring at #wm42 … make it happen Triple H #wrestlemania

When you’re convincing you friends to watch the first season of any tv show

Dang we really got Eddie Vedder being bought by a billionaire before GTA 6

When I say “yea a little too Raph” and no one knows what I’m talking about …

When my kid says trampoline and I reply with trambopoline and he doesn’t know what I’m saying

“Doxxing people for what they say online is reprehensible and never should be allowed” *runs a Facebook business page for 3 weeks* “You know in certain situations people need to learn shame and everyone needs to know that they are dumb”

Danhausen is good. Danhausen is great. You surrender your will as of this date.

When 8 months ago you were bleeding to death in the middle of no where after being attacked and now you 3 pillows and a king size bed for a nappy nap after being a total menace all day.