My favorite sports statistic is that Tom Brady has the second most receiving yards after turning 40 The leaderboard looks like this

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Local fall festival sold out of apple cider donuts by the time we finished the corn maze

Somebody find that tweet about Facebook Boomers being no more prepared for AI than pre-contact native tribes were for smallpox, because it needs to go in the Internet Hall of Fame.

mitski has joined the war against seasonal depression on the side of seasonal depression

Ninja Gaiden Black is still one of my favorite games ever. It kicked your ass six ways to Saturday, but it was absolutely riveting and visually stunning the whole time. Got to the second-to-last boss in Hard Mode, never could go all the way. RIP to a legend.

Get that AI shit outta here, this is how its done.

Seeing people go after Mina over this, just to have current and former football players (aka *men*) come out and say the same thing to back her up just shows some people just dont wanna hear a woman talk sports and those people should stay off the internet

Yeah? How did you figure that one out?

Over 100 languages are spoken in our great city and it’s actually a pretty amazing part of being an American. If you are humiliated by America and the diversity that powers our nation’s Nobel Prizes, Olympic Gold Medals, and breakthrough innovations and culture, that’s on you.

I think we should treat this the same way we treat Kermit, Elmo, and Childish Gambino and just accept that that just is in fact Paddington right there

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I just know bugs rent these out for weddings

If only there was an incredibly ironic and timely song to play at a time like this

Something I’m embarrassed to have never known until I moved to the Netherlands a few years ago... despite being a total US history nerd... is how much of the Mayflower story my teachers simply left out.. or maybe didn't even know. The people we now call the “Pilgrims” (a label

this is every scientist's experience on twitter

Tear that shit up, tell my wife thank you, tear her shit up, go to sleep happy.

we grew up knowing what it was like to leave home and nobody hear from you till you either called or appeared.

It’s kind of beautiful to watch them all resemble the exact problem the episode is about

pov you're one of the background characters in guitar hero