[Russia, America, England, France and China are roasting marshmellows around a fire as England sings a demonic song]

U.K.: The fire flares up and burns it to a crisp./Enflames it from side to side and burns it to a crisp./It leaves not a trace...

America: [Hysterical] I feel like we're summoning a devil or something!

Germany: [Germany is training Italy] Alright, beginning with instructions. Today concerns your interactions in the military with your inferiors!

Italy: [Salutes] Yes, sir! Germ - er, Captain!

Germany: Okay, first off. Before they're your inferiors, they're human beings. Thus, it's important to touch them gently.

Italy: [Pets the cat he is holding] Gentle? Stroke, stroke.

Germany: And sometimes, you must be strict!

Italy: Strict! Paw out!

[Repeatedly squeezes the cat's paw]

Italy: Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish!

[the cat licks Italy's face. He screams]

Italy: Captain! What's happening? This is mutiny! It's mutiny!

Germany: The hell are you doing, Italy!

[England is attempting to curse Germany by summoning a demon through a magic ritual]

U.K.: I summon thee, from faraway lands! Come forth!

[Russia's head emerges through the pentagram in the floor]

Russia: You called?

[Germany is shopping at a supermarket, while a narrator comments in Japanese and English]

Narrator: You're a German. Out shopping. Luckily, you were able to obtain a bunch of sausages, but the check-out area is really crowded.