Pondering... Is gluten intolerance left wing or right wing?

Glad Indiana's given us the freedom to choose where not to live.

Love Thy Knave bore m.dailykos.com/story/2015/04/…

Cherry popping' Uber. uproxx.com/webculture/201…

Wrigley Field: No exit strategy. #CubFansPissedOnPissedOff deadspin.com/are-fans-at-wr…

California drought extends offshore... to stones.

Ted Cruz must have gotten lotsa wedgies growing up.

Ted Cruz--figured out how he gets his face looking like that. All pouty and rigid. Uses Preparation H as a facial mask.

I'm voting for the other guy. Not sure of who that is, but sure of that. #2016Election

Le Pen outta Le Ink. bbc.com/news/world-eur…

'Republican Rubio calls 2016 White House race a 'generational choice' Looking at Cruz and now Rubio, I'd call it a de-generational choice.

In an effort to be more loved... and popular, Hillary ordered her handlers to wrap her in bacon.

May be tough to keep the Tight End position on his new team. bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/04/… … #Patriots

I'd rather have Major Dad reruns on continuous loop for the next 19 months than listen to Cruz, Rubio, Jeb and Hill yabber on.

Teddy armed with his 2nd Amendment right to be unbearable.

LA, RT this! If we hit 10K tweets by 10/4, we get 50% off weekday Lyft rides for two weeks. #50OffLyftLA lft.to/50offla

Donald, he's just like us #SkimmLife theskimm.com/2015/10/26/ski… via Ken Keo

Another subtle response from Gov. Chris Christie. #SkimmLife theskimm.com/2015/10/29/ski… via Ken Keo

This mobile game is earning $100m every month in China techinasia.com/mobile-game-ea…

Here's page 1 of "tips for maximising your interview time with will.i.am" telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter…