Put up a golden sombrero level performance on my last final #shrink

Where were you when the mules pulled up to Lehigh to play haverford in a school bus. Lost by 50 and then the fent bus driver started playing crocodile rock as we sat in misery.

Just got off a call with my hero.

congrats on an insane season Henry Gurth

Safe travels to eugene hilton iii almost shed a tear when we left him at the airport

I got kicked out of moose ball. Fucking bullshitt I hate. This school. I make so much money. Never giving you a dime. Good luck staying in busines. Only school I would donate to is haverford.

Went full RJ Hennessy last night. If you know you know. #shrink me

Got booted from the local dive frequented by mules for generations. How will this impact my legacy. Am I banned for life?

Woke up to my girlfriend asking if I remembered pissing on my floor last night. #shrink

Said final goodbye to the bagel lady. She was crying. #sad

Back at my home gym where I get constantly mogged by 40 year olds on roids #shrink

Zyn for long car rides so free Coach Buttermaker

Get ready with me to go on a date with fine shytttttt #ifykyk

Going through D’Jais ig story to make sure I didn’t get opped

First team all region this first team all region that. We’ll see who the real winners are when first team all jersey shore comes out in September.

Are we shocked that a team that drinks no beers, has no fun, and gets no bitches couldn’t get it done in the big moment? Keep studying nerds!

Unemployment is great!

Playing pickleball with that jacked 2 way from moosenberg today. I’m so excited. #fan

No I don’t have a job. Yes these costed $25 each. #expand?

Banged my head in gods basement yesterday which has to be a bad omen. #shrink #concussed