A high quality functioning democracy occurs when we can just make it even harder for people to exercise their basic right to vote. So please don't click on the following link gov.uk/apply-for-phot…

We can't have tactical voting or pacting affect the general election. It's not like we benefitted from it in 2019. Sites like this one have no place in our democracy because it stops the Tory vote. Please do not click or repost. stopthetories.vote

As skilled FPTP voting system gamers, there are 4 ways of winning. 1. Win more votes by popularity 2. Reducing your opponents votes using other parties 3. Win more votes by suppressing voters who normally vote for the opposition 4. Gerrymandering constituencies.

Why put in the hard work and investment to improve education when you can simply reduce the curriculum size and stringency of exam marking and show a tangible improvement in exam results? Trust us conservatives to do things in the most efficient way possible?

It's only right, that we get the next generation to pay for their studies, increase their pension age and perform national service for those who didn't have to.

Dan's right, why have a independent factual investigation to find the truth when you can let the daily mail readers decide on innocence or guilt based on only partial information?

No.... Please don't, I'll be out of a job!

Trust Dave, he's the man with the best plans...

You have to put it to #bbcqt Tory MP, nigel fartage and Piers Morgan make up for the blatant left wing bias shown by inviting Wes strreeting.

That damn non-independent and biased rag, the Spectator has provided costing of our spending based on our methodology.

Newark is more than a constituency for Rob. It's an anagram of his true self!

I'm humbled to receive Dr John Doddy's wholehearted endorsement this general election!

Hear hear, it's totally undemocratic for the electorate to change their minds on the country's political direction every 5 years let alone 8. You'd be getting a different MP for Broxtowe otherwise.

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The knives are out! Stabbo by name, stabbo by nature.

Getting realz with the SuBra, innit?

Jeremy made a huge difference locally when he voted to crap to be discharged into the rivers.

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend. #ReformUK @TonyTonyTx

Morning to a beautiful day. Please exercise your vote today Broxtowe Vote @julietocampbell #VoteTheToriesOut #VoteLabourJuly4th #Broxtowelabour

I smelled the coffee, oh so sweet, Got up quick, then lost my seat. Now it's gone, I can't deny, Henry Darren must say bye bye. Thank you all for voting. Congratulations to @julietocampbell on her election. My last tweet as a parody account. Thank you all