I’ve been on Twitter since 2009. I’m just now realizing the home button is a bird house.

If we’re making room in the tub, stick this bad boy back in.

Great marketing Candy Kittens 😂👏🏻

God I miss Waitress The Musical. Can we petition for a West End revival please?

Can confirm this was the worst journey of my life 🥵 stuck inside a 42+ degree train for an hour. Shout out to the driver for keeping us updated throughout

When the marketing is 1000x better than the movie 💖 #Barbie

hi IKEA UK Support IKEA UK your delivery people caused unacceptable damage to our wall and banister on Monday and aren’t replying to our emails 😤 Please help.

On October 3 he asked me when the #OMITB finale was

Cheers Emirates, thanks for the zero communication, zero support and less than zero help through being stuck in Dubai airport for 24+ hours! #useless🖕🏼🖕🏼

Is anyone at Emirates actually answering the phone? Live chat (hallelujah it’s finally been switched on) told me to call this number for assistance with my lost cases. I’ve been told they’re in 3 diff places. Been on hold for 5 and a half hours now Emirates Support dnata Support

Vile. Note to self, don’t buy from PrettyLittleThing ever again

Why has boohoo returns got worse since not being free? 3 out of 3 most recent returns have all either missed items or missed full parcels. What is the point of premier if returns aren’t free? And why am I paying for a returns service that I am then having to check and chase?

A theatre first last night… having to move seats at the interval of Clueless The Musical because of the smell of the service dog sitting near us 🐕‍🦺😷