Went into Ned’s job today but I forgot my bald cap. Luckily, people kept complimenting me on my wacky wig. Talk about a close one.

Reposting this just to keep the fires burning. (Literally. They’re great kindling for the fireplace. I printed like 50,000 of these things)

I keep staring at this photo of him. He really was the most handsome man… I mean is. He IS the most handsome man.

Hey random thought but have any of you heard about Art Gobblers? It’s this art project created by Justin Roiland, the creator of Rick and Morty and Solar Opposites. Looks interesting!

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I hate Wednesdays, if you ask me they're the real Mondays LOL

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So I promised you some big news today. And here it is: Since Ned is obviously dead and/or never coming back, I’m getting REMARRIED! I’ll have more details on who the lucky man is in the future, but save this date: March 31st! Please comment your congrats below. 🔔🤵‍♂️👰‍♀️⛪🔔

And before you judge me, I consulted a psychic who was able to channel Ned’s ghost from the afterlife and he told me two things: 1. “Do whatever it takes to make yourself and the kids happy.” 2. “Tip more. Especially the psychic.”

hey Elon Musk how do I change my twitter name? LOL