At the Not All Men AGM Man 1: So we have to take Dave Grohl off the list? Man 2: Afraid so. Man 1: In which case, it's not strictly a list anymore. Man 2: Just write KEANU in really big letters then, ok?

The British public voting for Ant and Dec as best TV presenters 23 years in a row is the perfect illustration of how much this country lacks imagination.

Window vac well and truly out this morning!

I'm not allowed to stop or she meows at me.

I was given this look when I finally got up...

Does anyone else have a line drying soothsayer? As in, you're not sure if anything will dry today, but you look out and see a certain neighbour has put their laundry out, so you think "oh it'll be fine then!"

Nobody has bought anything from the DPA Design shop for a week, so I'd appreciate a few (hundred) RTs so I can get the word out about how great it is. Thanks in advance tinyurl.com/DPADShop

an important reminder

Hey First West of England why don't you ever show a stop here in Bristol?

Stephen Lawrence (September 13, 1974 – April 22, 1993) would have been 50 today but was murdered by racists at 18. His family fought so hard to get some form of justice (not all his murderers are in jail) and were spied on by Met Police. Thinking of the Lawrence family today ❤️🙏🏾

NEW JACKET KLAXON. (I already had the matching trousers). 🏍🏍

I would have booted Emily out of that business class lounge simply for entering while doing a facetime call on speaker. #EmilyInParisS4

Google and Microsoft recently admitted their emissions are soaring as they build data centers to power AI. But analysis from The Guardian suggests the data center emissions of Google, Meta, Microsoft, and Apple are 662% higher than they’re reporting. theguardian.com/technology/202…

He tried baking something for you.

I despair of the creative industry sometimes. Had so many useless folk promoted above me with no pay rises forthcoming. LinkedIn today - people becoming 'senior' designers within only a few years, using Canva for portfolios and using a hotmail email account...seriously!!?

And recruiting companies - please stop tagging roles as 'senior' when the description clearly shows it isn't, and you're only offering £25k. Cheers.

Well FINALLY. #Pisces

And that other adults will need to spell a sensible version of them. And no, I'm not talking about non English names before you pile on.