I may be of limited skills and talent but I do know the shrek in the swamp karaoke dance party word for word

i have to watch this at least once a week for the sake of my mental health

Halfway back to Manchester and just realised that I left my dickies t-shirt in the hotel in Leeds

Tried to tie my hair up mid gig at turnstile and just caught my reflection in the tram window like

Out of office for the rest of the piggin month 💅🏼

Just had to google “what do gcse grades mean” to get my head round my sisters results, I actually feel ancient

I hope that the Samantha moment in And Just Like That is just Kim Cattrall scatting down the phone

I’ll probably change my mind in an hour but this was it off the top of my head

Was supposed to get my Lana hoodie this weekend and the release has been pushed back by a MONTH

That pumpkin cream chai better be out in the UK or I will perish

First concert: wyclef 😭
Last concert: lana del rey
Best concert: either lana or kendrick (big steppers tour)
Worst concert: dizzee rascal (only bc I got knocked over and stood on and had to get pulled out)
Seen the most: the cribs
Most surprising: willow!
Next concert: turnstile

Is everything in retrograde or something because I’ve felt like both crying and decking everyone for the past few days

Hot Stuff by Donna Summer has just been on in the office

Ever since I watched that 90 day fiancé clip of Jose the rapper I just have “I love you chiiiiiiicken” going around my head all day

Spain

@ Mary Earps

Tell you what these Spanish girlies love having a roll about on the ground don’t they

Never buying serrano ham again