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Siobhan finnegan reciting ‘Never give a hamster matches’ has absolutely broken me in ways a poem hasn’t for years. What a show. What a cast. #almasnotnormal

made me remembered again about this (original post by @/mathewsmarz)

Would consider trying #TheSubstance just so someone else has to decide what’s for dinner

Landlords like to act as if they’re simply receiving compensation for a service when the reality is that they’re hoarding a basic need and profiting off of functional extortion - giving you an option between paying them or living on the street and pretending they’re benevolent.

I don't know if this Lucy Letby is innocent or guilty but when she was found guilty at 1st thousands and thousands of people said she should be hung etc ... this case alone is how we don't have the death penalty anymore

This

I knew agent Krycek wasn’t really dead #Eurovision2025

The weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is I can't define a lot of the words I use, I just...know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence? Does anyone else experience that?

in the plurb we all fam

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work I drive home like I’m late for the house.

i really will never get over this shot because what do you mean you’re looking out the window at your dead wife’s grave while standing next to your girlfriend who is part of a hivemind that holds all of your wife’s memories but is also responsible for her death.

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

"Earning" a Living! We have accepted the premise that human beings must "pay" to exist on the planet they were born onto. We are the only species on Earth that pays to live. We trade the healthiest, most vital years of our lives (20s through 50s) performing repetitive tasks,

Everyone won’t agree, but retirement should be mandatory at 50 so people have real time to enjoy life. I’m 33, and I don’t want to spend another 35 years working just to feel free at the end.