Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Give long and self-indulgent interviews as if your wife and children won’t ever hear about it

We all need to use our platforms for good. #OnePunchCanKill | #Oscars

Paula Greenlees 5’ 10.5”. It used to be that everything was too short for me but thankfully we cater for tall women now!

My neighbour explaining to me the correct way to get the cat in the carrier

Having a fabulous time on the scarlet lady but Virgin Voyages ⚓️ where are your hoists to the pool, jacuzzi and hot tubs??? It’s a brand new ship! C’mon you’re smarter than this…

Just to clear up any confusion… #GBBO

I will be closing down my Twitter in 2 weeks. Meanwhile: My Transplanted Heart and I Will Die Soon nytimes.com/2023/04/18/opi…

Cat Society, the novel, is being published by The Book Guild this autumn! It’s a story of Westminster life and politics had the world been run by cats. A lot changes. A lot doesn’t… 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ #cats #politics #westminster #meow #funnynovels #catnovel #catbook #catsandpolitics

This was the most personal piece I've ever written - about the comforts that cooking can offer during sad times. So it means a lot that it's been shortlisted for a Fortnum & Mason award (announced tonight) with another piece I wrote for FT Weekend (on nutmeg) theguardian.com/food/2022/may/…

This Hamilton version of Itsy Bitsy Spider has no right being this clever and good

Delighted to see Rishi Dastidar 🔱🌊 get Poem of the Week in Guardian Books (read it in the link) - even more pleased he'll be reading for us on 21 Sept in our #onlineprogramme. Tickets: bit.ly/mklodest @rialtopoetry Nine Arches Press theguardian.com/books/2023/sep…

Happy Monday from blue eyed Birman siblings Max and Minnie from Woking. They’ve woken up from their snooze and are getting ready to get stuck into Cat Society! Thanks to Helena Reason for the gorgeous pic - and keep sending pics of your cats with their copies of #CatSociety, the

ICYMI - find out what I thought about Cat Society by Ray Sadri A combination of razor-sharp pawlitical observations and zany feline escapades. 🐈‍⬛ Cat Society | The cats of Westminster are coming #CatSociety shortbookandscribes.uk/reviews/shortb…

Homair please could you reply to my email re refund on Novelle Floride. Refund required due to paying for a premium cabin and being given this cabin - 142cm away from next cabin, no natural light.

Homair please reply to my email re Refund for cabin 604A in Nouvelle Floride. Paid for a premium cabin and was put in this - only 142cm away from the cabin in front. Completely unacceptable.

Homair please reply to my message re this cabin at Novelle Floride