Granni Nazzano~ My only hobby is laziness which naturally rules out all others.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Leo Tolstoy~ Everyone thinks of changing the world but no one thinks of changing himself.

"Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!"

Arab Proverb~ The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

How do barmen surf the web?On the Gin-ternet.

David Layson~ Anarchy is not chaos but order with out control.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

Robert F. Goheen~ In the realm of ideas it is better to let the mind sally forth even if some precious preconceptions suffer a mauling.

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?A harenet.

Edwin H. Land~ Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.

"Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!"

"What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."

Elmer Wheeler~ The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior while the half-wit tells them to make others feel small.

People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

John Viscount Morley~ It is not enough to do good one must do it the right way.

Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.