Elon Musk - Parody Honestly, it’s awful.

This makes me want to stream Taylor Swift's entire album.

Endlessly blocking Temu ads.
It’s like lemmings over a cliff.
They just keep coming.
Argh!!! 😩

Imagine being sick in hospital and these turned up.

It is like watching Hiroshima in slow motion. And the world stands by and twiddles its thumbs, panicking in case calling it genocide offends someone.

A man noticed that his neighbor’s cats were coming to his property to drink water so he set up a camera to see who else was drinking water...

Or for protesting genocide

Love this

“I drive a school bus and have a 6 grader who I would like to talk about.
Last week he was talking about an elderly neighbor not leaving her house for weeks. I tried to explain how hard it could be for her to do things. On Tuesday I pulled up and he wasn't at the stop

Anyone else with a British sense of humour?
#MoulinRouge wings fall off

OMG. My vote for tweet of the day.

To celebrate William Shakespeare's 460th birthday, here are his 46 best (and strangest) insults:

My husband and I can sit in silence and the moment I step foot into another room he will shout something inaudible to me. I will shout back that I can't hear him. He will shout back 'Doesn't fucking matter'. This is marriage.

Gimbal anti-spill bowl

‘What in the name of the wee man, are you doing Fred’ 👀😂

Thou wast working
as a maiden
in a cocktail tavern
when I met thee

In 2013 the University of Western Australia awarded me an honorary Doctorate of Letters. Somehow, the speech I made has been viewed tens of millions of times. Often pondered whether my speeches might look good in book form. 🤔
#digitalhouseoftimothy #motivation al #motivation

You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

🤣🤣🤣

“Things I have learned from the movies'

Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today:

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

2.