I’m a woah vickyy replacement twitter truther. This isn’t her

I like sending these to my friends who complain about not having a girlfriend all the time. Terrorism, but all in good fun.

I dated a girl who sang the lyrics wrong to this song every time with this exact line

This is the only Import Tuner mag cover that isn't trashy

It must feel really good to drag your wife to one of these events as a geriatric

If you play extraction shooters with girls you can skip the entire inventory management part of the game and just boss up and kill bad guys for thirty minutes

I love driving little guys

Bikes are better than cars for a number of reasons but the biggest one is that the lack of tourists means a machine with a V4, gear driven cams, handsome bodywork, and a single sided swingarm is worth less than a Toyota Corolla with 200k miles on the dash

My photography is 95% foliageslop

Is it even possible to tell when women over the age of twenty five are hitting on you? I honestly can't be bothered to decipher what all of this eye contact and touching and earnest, personal advice, is supposed to mean in the grand scheme of chatting with the bank teller.

Livingskies II

I finally got it on a scale and unladen, with the rear fuel tank full and the front spent, (and two men), here it is! It's amazing how light it feels, despite likely nearing 5500lbs on its own. It probably has a lot to do with WHERE the weight is, and its small relative size.

I sometimes wonder what it’d be like to be a third century Roman patrician, learning that your neighbour’s daughter had joined that weird cult thing with the mystifying beliefs about not killing surplus infants and slaves having inherent value as humans and smugly predicting that

They should make Tate McRae look like she's from Alberta again she was way hotter

Constantly Striving to Make the World a Little Bit Better, One Action at a Time. Rest in peace Kyle Loftis. My interest in drag racing wouldn't be the same without you, man.

Munch on girls for fun ☺️

Caught him aura farming now he's embarrassed

Yeah no wonder no one liked this, I think it looks like miserable shithole with a tacked on skybox too

Sometimes I think exes gain a hundred pounds and completely let themselves go after you break up just so when they hit you back up again it's extra insult to injury, salting the wound at everyone's expense

y’all log into “crazy people chat online dot com” (twitter) and you’re like “guys did u know everyone on earth is insane”and all the other crazy people are like “girl yesssss!”