You nervous your favorite football team might lose today because they didn’t already win last night? I can’t relate.

Hey ⁦YouTube TV⁩, a little free PR advice… might wanna update the ol’ bio.

I went to the website but it didn’t give me ESPN back. Did I miss a step?

Hey Fubo - I thought you could have up to 10 screens at once but I’m getting a “limit reached” notice after 3. What’s the deal?

I don’t know what targeting is.

DID YOU HEAR THAT ESPN??? We don’t need you on YouTube TV!

Tar Heels in opening season games under Hubert Davis: Loyola: 83-67 (45-31 half) UNCW: 69-56 (32-21 half) Radford: 86-70 (46-41 half) Elon: 90-76 (51-39 half) Average margin of victory: 14.75 Average halftime lead: 13 Need to 2x halftime and 3x final averages tonight.

2x halftime margin: ✅

3x final margin: Alllllllllmost

Dear ESPN and YouTube TV, Screw you both. Sincerely, Literally all of America

I’m watching Robert Morris vs Drake, what are you doing?

AMERICA DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THE VIBES AROUND ESPN.

Can’t wait for the “this team can really hit 3s in practice” and “I think this team is better at shooting the 3 that they’ve shown so far” comments for the next 2 months.

ACC men’s basketball is 35-1 with wins over Kansas, Texas, and Providence. The lone loss was Boston College vs FAU in OT. Suck it, NET!

Honestly UVA should be 7-3.

So what’s the deal? Is everyone going to boycott Monday Night Football this week or what? If Caleb Wilson can get Carolina Basketball to agree to a whiteout, surely thousands of sports fans can all agree to sit out watching football to force NFL on ESPN ESPN to get a deal done.