A solid Mitch McConnell stroke joke. Enjoy! #mitchmcconnell #senate #badtaste #comedy

The saddest food you can eat while dining alone in a restaurant has to be soup. #lonelyladyspecial

My dog is so stupid he can't even play fetch.

My husband George thinks he is so g0ddamn funny. Do you know what he said to me last night? It was something about a comparison between a hillbilly and a thug and the answer will shock you. #joke #jokeoftheday #comedy #hillbilly #thugs #george #husband #wife

So I am on stage for my tech rehearsal, teetering on my skyscraper heels, feeling like a green goddess. But lo and behold, one heel decides to stage a dramatic exit. It snaps like a brittle heart after a bad tinder date. No more 5-inch heels for me! #highheel #dragqueen #tradgedy

it was my first visit to Arte Hogar China. Where the aisles are as expansive as the Great Wall. The air? A symphony of microplastics, The air conditioner! In the sweltering summer, I’ll be there—lounging like Cleopatra on her barge, sipping a virgin mojito. #HogarChina

My husband George, our lovable disaster magnet, buys car insurance. He’s convinced it’s like a magical force field that repels accidents. Spoiler alert: It’s not. What a dope! #joke #jokeoftheday #comedy #carinsurance #accident #crimescene #husband #wife

This morning, Joey, my canine companion, seemed unusually subdued; his right eye drooped, and he was listless. I contacted the emergency vet, Roberto. Joey’s diagnosis? A swift round of antibiotics. Joey’s tail will wag again, but oh, what a dramatic morning it was! #doglover

“George dropped a story bomb about his buddy’s triple heartbreak in Alabama, but wait for the twist! 🤯😂 #PlotTwist #EpicFail #HusbandHumor #StoryTime”

Hope Hicks shed more tears than a contestant on “The Bachelor” during her testimony. Seriously, I haven’t seen that much waterworks since the Titanic sank! But hey, at least she’s got a future in drama if this whole “witness” thing doesn’t work out. #HopeHicks #trump #DonaldTrump

“Rise and shine, Puerto Vallarta! This morning’s stroll with the pups turned into a live Nat Geo special: two pigeons proving love is literally in the air! And get this, birds are the ultimate minimalists—one opening for all life’s messes. Talk about an all-in-one package deal!

...#KristiNoem is catching heat about her supposed encounter with Kim Jong Un. Who hasn't met him? I met Kim at Loblaws, hoarding cheese like it was the last dairy on Earth. I told him, ‘Kim, the moon’s not made of cheese, so let’s leave some for the rest of us mere mortals.’

Happy Cinco de Mayo! 🎉 Today, we celebrate Mexico’s victory with a victory of our own: mastering the art of balancing a taco in one hand and an agua Fresca in the other. #CincoDeMayo #CincoDeMayo2024

Every dawn, I awaken to the symphony of my own groans, greeted by my dog’s “you’ve got this” gaze. I mutter a hopeful mantra and rise. The dog-walking ritual propels me from bed-bound blob to somewhat functional human. By the end of the walk I feel better. #morningritual

Talking to my husband George is like playing a game of ‘Who’s on First?’ with a martini in hand 🍸. Last night, I asked him if alcoholism ran in his family. His response will shock you! #ComedyGold #HusbandFails #ClassicGeorge #jokeoftheday #husband #alcoholic

Oh, darling, the Met Gala’s theme was ‘Time in a Garden’, or as I like to call it, ‘A Hot Mess in Bloom’. I mean, I didn’t bother Googling the short story behind the theme – who has the time? I was too busy popping Claritin and sharpening my shears! #MetGala2024

Oh, my husband George and his jokes! If laughter is the best medicine, his jokes are a placebo. He told me this one about a flock of ducks—honey, it was so bad, the ducks flew back north! #jokeoftheday #badjokes #ducks #husband #comedy #oldschool

These evocative photographs were captured in the summer of 2018, by the talented ManuPhotomanu. It was an idyllic summer day on Fire Island, and Lupe, my cherished little Chihuahua, was by my side. Sadly, Lupe died in 2022. I miss her terribly. #memories

I am posting photos from drag years gone by. Check out the story on my instagram page. instagram.com/p/C7HUutGJ-VN/…

A little hedda lettuce herstory channel. Circa 1991/92 #nyc #lgbtq #dragqueen #oldschool #storytime