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𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗻! 𝗬𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 !

𝙁𝙤𝙡𝙠𝙨 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙩 "𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙨" 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣. 𝙉𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩, 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙨.

" Aha, shoot! Didn't see ya there, bud! " ( 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐇𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. )

( Shoutout to all my villain fuckers out there, turn up.

" It's shaping up to be a great day! " ( He says, covered in the blood of a unit of mercs he mowed down. ) " Nice little warm-up to get the blood flowin'! "

𝘿𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙜𝙪𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚... #𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃𝐑𝐏 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 #𝐎𝐖𝐑𝐏

( The followers are trickling in, I'm quite grateful!

He's a little surprised that Overwatch hasn't stopped on of his rampages yet. Granted, that's not an easy thing to do, considering who he is.

All of his muscles aren't just for lifting his weapons. They're for holding people close.

This is why he just....doesn't.

Oh, no, that's fine. He meant it's why he just doesn't wear/button up his shirts.

Eh, sometimes. He mostly kicks it in tropical climates though. No need for a shirt in Samoa!

Mauga always tries his best.

It's the best! Nothing beats relaxing on a beach! Well, maybe fighting hordes of enemies is better than that! But, the beach is fun too!

You forgot to list some actual cons-

( Why wasn't I on this account? Genuinely, I was busy trying to grind the battle pass so I could have Mauga LMAO. My friend bought for me though, so now we're SO back.

He doesn't really get why so many people are afraid of him. He's a pretty chill guy, all things considered.

Not enough tiny people on the TL to bully, how sad.