Is it a little premature to stress about my three year old son one day wanting to creatively ask another person to go to homecoming? Is it what I’m doing instead of going to sleep? Yes.

Made an #eras playlist since I’m a month out and I just discovered Vigilante Shit is the best song to dry off to after a shower.

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You know I’ve decided it’s fine that my sleep has been broken and bad for months because “I’m going to miss this time” and “want it back” some day and “he won’t always want his mommy in this middle of the night” and omg my mental health 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 GOOD.

The stress I have today would normally be a fun, anxious buzz, but instead it’s the kind of stress that causes a blanket of sweat and a churning of the stomach because that fucking yam ruins EVERYTHING.

I like to arrive at the game drunk, mere seconds before kickoff, but nooooo, now I have to go early so he can safely eat his McFish sandwiches and hear his worshippers chant before the game is over. Ok, I’m done. Roll Tide.

Sometimes I don’t think I sacrifice enough for my child, but I just gave him every single crouton I had on my salad.

Graham is begging to watch TV and I keep being like hang on I’m watching the game but honestly Blippi sounds so much better than watching Alabama lose to Vandy right now.

We are living in a timeline where Vanderbilt has scored 40 points on Alabama.

I know this sounds dramatic but in my 40 years on this earth I can’t think of a more ludicrous Alabama game.

Woke up still mad and the roll tide anyway brand of posts are making me even angrier.

This is one of the newer memes I’ve seen posted as if it is the most clever of mic drops and I’m genuinely so confused. I have a lot of questions, but my first is…wtf is a FEMA social justice warrior? 😂

AI-generated work is making me question whether I want to be in academia forever and that is the first time I’ve felt that way. I’m trying to innovate and incorporate, but I’m getting so much work just copied and pasted from ChatGPT. It’s making my head spin.

The weather in Alabama today: smash

I sent an unhinged spiral email to students about AI and have gotten multiple confessions and apologies so now I feel they are worried I need to be in a facility. Tbh whatever helps.

My 3 year old currently ONLY eats the following: *Pizza *Chicken Nugs (from a restaurant/not the trash from your freezer) *Croutons *Strawberry ice cream in a cone w/sprinkles *Whatever fruit I don’t have after spending money on a different kind of fruit. *chips and queso *ranch

I had a student question my dignity for the frustrated email I sent about AI, followed by an immediate essay from a different student that contained AI, followed by a loss to Tennessee. In a world of privilege, I am not thriving today mentally.

The goalpost destruction gives me so much ick I can’t stand it.

We had an overall successful trip to the pumpkin patch today with very little stress and in this toddler era, it was much appreciated.

AHHH!!! I’m so excited y’all. 🥹🥹