So excited! A little nervous too, it turns out. But mostly excited!

I’m on the verge of puking on a normal flight. I can’t imagine!

WTAF?! It’s time stop and regroup as a country. Ugh. So much no

I recently referred to a “book on tape” with my 15yo client. If she didn’t already think I was ancient, I definitely clinched it with this phrasing. Cool cool cool

IDK where else one gets content this thoroughly researched. Thank you Ragen Chastain (she/her)! I just subscribed to Weight and Healthcare weightandhealthcare.substack.com/?r=1wcipa&utm_…

Three exercises to avoid! From a certified personal trainer: 1. anything you hate with an absolute passion 2. anything that is unsafe/puts you in extreme pain 3. anything you’re doing for the sole purpose of weight loss or other body changes

Surely I'm late to the party, but I just subscribed to Butt News. OMG is Lindy West funny as hell. buttnews.substack.com/subscribe?utm_…

These were good guys with guns, right?

Omg. Imagine it, tho. And sit with that

This this this

🚨#CarleeRussell🚨 “25-year-old Carlethia “Carlee” Nichole Russell, called 911 around 9:34 p.m. local time on Thursday, according to a Facebook post from the #Hoover Police Department.”

LET’S SEE IF THE MEDIA GIVES THIS THE ATTENTION THEY GAVE 5 WHITE MISSING BILLIONAIRES IN A SUBMARINE Miss Carlee Russell was abducted on 7/13/23 off of Interstate 459 South, mile marker 11, Exit 10 around the vicinity of Hoover High School area around 9:30pm-10:00pm in Hoover,

I just waited 45 minutes for a 5 minute appointment with my dermatology provider. A client of mine had already LEFT THE BUILDING when I arrived 1 minute late for our appointment. What gives?

Exactly. We’re basically doing it wrong. ALL WRONG

Do teachers who say during tests “keep your eyes on your own paper” realize what a valuable and universally applicable life lesson they are imparting? Imagine if we all stopped cheating, copying, comparing, and worrying what everyone else is doing. What a peaceful place to be

I relistened to the moon juice taste test episode as a tide-me-over. It did not disappoint the second time around!