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HealthCaliphate

@healthdotgov

Big-Government Web Site. Loves long walks down hospital corridors, anthrax and other progressive causes. Curing Tea-Party ignorance 140 characters at a time.

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Honestly, hard to feel sorry for anyone stupid enough to put confidential data on our website. Didn't you people see the roll out? #FoolsAndTheirDataAreSoonParted washingtonexaminer.com/policy/healthc…

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IDK, seems like it could be good for business. A rare silver lining to a Trump presidency. #MakingSmallpoxGreatAgain x.com/DrLindseyFitz/…

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If we were pushing ObamaCare today, we'd have had Pajama Boy in RompHims instead. Would have been a much more effective pitch.

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Absolutely. You men, and others identifying as men, wouldn't want your hysterectomies and mammograms to not be covered! x.com/Alyssa_Milano/…

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For those asking, yes, they did put us in charge of IT for the FBI. Once they figured out we couldn't build a web site, they had to find *something* useful for us to do.