Honestly, hard to feel sorry for anyone stupid enough to put confidential data on our website. Didn't you people see the roll out? #FoolsAndTheirDataAreSoonParted washingtonexaminer.com/policy/healthc…

Our web site is "full of glitches" only in the sense that the universe is full of subatomic particles.

Why, yes, we were in charge of developing the app for the Iowa caucuses. Why do you ask?

"You end up with the ObamaCare website" works, too.

Just kidding. Seriously, we didn't think it was possible to screw up more than we did. Thanks, team! It's a new record!

Why yes, they did put us in charge of the website. After all, we were so experienced from the last one. Why do you ask?

Psssst, don't tell anyone that more than that are dying now because we made insurance unaffordable. x.com/ryanlcooper/st…

All this talk about "exposing fake sites" is making us a little nervous here.

IDK, seems like it could be good for business. A rare silver lining to a Trump presidency. #MakingSmallpoxGreatAgain x.com/DrLindseyFitz/…

"Death spiral" is such a harsh phrase. We prefer "gentle glideslope to single payer." x.com/jamesbmeigs/st…

Sssshhhhhhhhh... Anyway, they say that like it's a bad thing. #MedicaidRules x.com/Heritage/statu…

YES!!!111! THIS! How will men GET THEIR MAMMOGRAMS?! x.com/joshtpm/status…

We can save it with our Platinum plan! x.com/Toure/status/8…

If we were pushing ObamaCare today, we'd have had Pajama Boy in RompHims instead. Would have been a much more effective pitch.

We feel their pain. Take it from us, web sites are hard. x.com/gregorykorte/s…

We tried it at ten bucks a bug for the web site and it doubled the national debt. x.com/EFF/status/894…

Chris Hadfield Wayward Plane ✈️ Speak for yourself.

He must not get out much. x.com/chriscmooney/s…

Absolutely. You men, and others identifying as men, wouldn't want your hysterectomies and mammograms to not be covered! x.com/Alyssa_Milano/…

For those asking, yes, they did put us in charge of IT for the FBI. Once they figured out we couldn't build a web site, they had to find *something* useful for us to do.